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Dieseljim Deceased
Joined: 26 Jun 2008 Posts: 548 Location: Perry, NY
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:34 pm Post subject: HOT WHEELS and other Fun Stuff |
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What do you call a bus that catches fire? HOT WHEELS. A bus with an oil leak is known as Dr. LEAKY. In a Roadeo, the first bus driver who knocks down the rubber cones is a CONEHEAD. Sandra Bullock is probably the sexiest bus driver in movie history. She can punch my ticket any day. A doll like that behind the wheel would make the commute a pleasure, in more ways than one. And as the late Paul Harvey said, AND NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY, good day and good night. |
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ripta42 Site Admin
Age: 45 Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 1035 Location: Pawtucket, RI / Woburn, MA
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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And I thought you were talking about this
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Dieseljim Deceased
Joined: 26 Jun 2008 Posts: 548 Location: Perry, NY
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:50 am Post subject: HoT WheeLs and othe Fun Stuff |
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Close, but NO cigar. If the bus had smoke pouring out of the sides it would be a set of HOT WHEELS in more ways than one, lol. mY HUMOR wil grow on you sooner or later. Try this one. How can you tell a Greyhound bus is about to break down? When the dog on the side of the bus starts TOSSING HIS COOKIES! ripta42 wrote: | And I thought you were talking about this
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